Message from the Captain as the embarrassed author steps aside into the murk of the bambalins

Hello this is the Captain speaking:

Before me a tight schedule. I don´t know why this flight has taken two years and some instead of two months, but such is life when you belong to certain species under certain sets of challenges to overcome.
There is a far more vast plan in motion, wouldn´t you suspect?
Mustn´t there be?
Surely, come on, dude. 

I have conceded Boo some staring space, and s/he seems to be a bit too pleased with herself. Other than that, nothing that creates suspicion.